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Sharp Humor or Laughing can be Dangerous! Part III

// December 13th, 2010 // No Comments » // Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

“Jokes for Dessert”

Continuing BEST HUMOR COLLECTION of Original Designs on Garments, Funny t-Shirts & Accessories!

If you’ve read the previous related articles then you’re prepared to die laughing! Enjoy it!

1. Express-method of Anna Karenina.

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2. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor, I have a feeling that nobody takes me seriously …
- You’re kidding!

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3. In the restaurant:
- Waiter! Can I have coffee?
- Do I look like a doctor? How do I know whether you can or can not have coffee?

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Light pink comic_square_head3 Underwear


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Moss comic_square_head4 Tanks


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Olive comic_square_head8 T-Shirts

Olive comic_square_head8 T-Shirts

4. A man calls the fire department:
- Hurry up, I burn!
- And how to get to you, Sir?
- With a big red machine!

car doors sweet home

5. Honey! Don’t you cry so bitterly because my parents are against our marriage, since I can find myself another bride!

direction sign monument lion

6. Two people:
- Tell me, please, it is you called Spiderman?
- Big deal, just once I haven’t noticed a fly in my juice…

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Female Longer Length Tank - Tanks Fuchsia rock_carvings_face4 Tanks

Fuchsia rock_carvings_face4 Tanks


Men's Muscle Tee - T-Shirts Gray rock_carvings_man5 T-Shirts

Gray rock_carvings_man5 T-Shirts

7. Talk, talk, I always yawn when I’m interested!

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8. Boss to his subordinate:
- Smith! You’re fired!
Smith:
- Fired? Strange, I thought that slaves are sold…

nose correction coffee cup

9. On a dark, late night a woman goes home through the park. And there she hears suddenly:
- Stop!
She stops.
- Down!
She lies down.
- Crawl!
She crawls. But suddenly right into her ear a voice:
- Hey, lady, are you feeling bad? I’ve just been practicing with my dog and there I see you crawling…?

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Female Longer Length Tank - Tanks Fuchsia rock_carvings_man7 Tanks

Fuchsia rock_carvings_man7 Tanks


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts Chocolate/tan no_passing_sign T-Shirts

Chocolate/tan no_passing_sign T-Shirts


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts Black/white april_fools_day_sign T-Shirts

Black/white april_fools_day_sign T-Shirts

10. The Teacher to students:
- I go to the toilet, you sit quietly, the door is open, I hear everything!

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11. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor! What’s wrong with me?
- And how much money do you have along?

rustless bike motorcycle

12. Sleep faster, I need the pillow!

safe parking cars


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Navy go_round_sign T-Shirts

Navy go_round_sign T-Shirts


Men's Organic Jersey Tee - Eco-Friendly Tees Natural april_fools_bigben Eco-Friendly Tees

Natural april_fools_bigben Eco-Friendly Tees


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts White/black windmill_april_fools T-Shirts

White/black windmill_april_fools T-Shirts

13. Even though you’ve been eaten, you have two exits!

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14. In the shop:
- Do you have rope and soap?
- What!? Do you want to hang yourself?
- No, damn it, I want to wash myself and go to the mountains!

smells like old spirit

15. Agent James Bond is asked:
- What time is it now?
- 15… 9:15! …

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Gold dont_eat_yellow_tshirt T-Shirts


Messenger Bag - Bags  Charcoal mouse_with_cheese Bags

Charcoal mouse_with_cheese Bags


Men's Zipper Hoodie - Zip Hoodies/Jackets kung_fu_christmas_tree

kung_fu_christmas_tree

16. In a restaurant:
- Waiter! I would like three eggs, please!
- Oh, Who wouldn’t…!?

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Junior's Distressed Hoodie - Hoodies skeleton_3

skeleton_3


Baseball Cap - Caps odd_head_2

odd_head_2


Junior's Ringer Tee - Junior's Tees geometrical_illusion_arch

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Messenger Bag - Bags  geometrical_illusion_connection

geometrical_illusion_connection


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts geometrical_illusion_triangle_2

geometrical_illusion_triangle_2


Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt - Women's T-Shirts geometrical_illusion_stairs

geometrical_illusion_stairs


Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt - T-Shirts geometrical_illusion_cubes

geometrical_illusion_cubes


Children's T-Shirt - Kids' Shirts smile_happy_birthday

smile_happy_birthday


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts smile_angel_wings_halo

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Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts firebird

firebird

Sharp Humor or Laughing can be Dangerous! Part II

// November 22nd, 2010 // No Comments » // Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

“These Funny Animals”

Continuing BEST HUMOR COLLECTION of Original Designs on Garments, Funny t-Shirts & Accessories!

(These jokes and funny pics could make you die laughing still, so be prepared!)

1. My grandfather is a true Siberian man. He went on bear all alone. Once he met a rare huge bear and shook his hand. So, since then he’s not washing this hand. Just brushes it a bit, greases it and changes the bolts, and it’s just fine.

3 toothy funny dogs

2. Do you know how yogas make an enema? They sit in a puddle and take a deep breath.

funny cat through fridge

3. Doctor to a patient:
- I do not like your cough at all…
- Can’t do anything, there’s no other…

camel soldier


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White super_bustercat Women’s T-Shirts


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Slate unique_bird_egguntus T-Shirts

Slate unique_bird_egguntus T-Shirts


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts White/black funny_rabbits_math T-Shirts

White/black funny_rabbits_math T-Shirts

4. Scientists at Harvard University established that white mice reproduce much better if they are not disturbed by Harvard University scientists.

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5. The Grey Wolf ate granny, dressed in her clothes, lied down in her bed and there waited for the Little Red Riding Hood to come. But how could he know that grandpa is so temperamental.

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6. The patients with intestinal disorders escaped from the hospital. But for doctors it was easy to find them  quickly in hot tracks.

2 cats pub drink beer chips


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Olive cowpigsheep_cpscoltd T-Shirts

Olive cowpigsheep_cpscoltd T-Shirts


Baseball Cap - Caps Black chicken_eggs_hen Caps

Black chicken_eggs_hen Caps


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Black hoppy_rabbit T-Shirts

Black hoppy_rabbit T-Shirts

7. How is called a man that has no: left eye, left ear, left hand and no left leg? – All right!

donkey naked man

8. She:
- Take off my shirt and put it on the table … now my bra … now take off my skirt and my panties …
He does everything he’s told.
She:
- Don’t you dare to wear my stuff ever more!

twilight scene marmot rodents

9. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor! I have something hurting somewhere here …
- Now I’ll prescribe you some pills…

eco ford mustang car horse


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts White/black chameleon_iguana_color T-Shirts

White/black chameleon_iguana_color T-Shirts


Bandana - Caps Black owl_world_definitely_round Caps

Black owl_world_definitely_round Caps


Organic Baby Bib - Accessories White world_round_bears Baby Bib

White world_round_bears Baby Bib

10. Science News. Recently, our chemists obtained a substance from which they can’t wash their hands in no way…

family animals rabbit hamster kitten puppy

11. Question: Why does the elephant have tail?
- So as not to end suddenly!

fireman caught smoky cat indendiary

12. I had yesterday an unforgettable erotic evening. She was – in a beautiful lingerie, on a luxurious wide bed, and I – in the house opposite, in my underpants, with the binoculars…

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Creme funny_zebra_horse Bags


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Olive weird_funny_giraffe T-Shirts


Women's Heather Jersey Tee - Women's T-Shirts Melange green weird_funny_dogs2 Women's T-Shirts

Melange green weird_funny_dogs2 Women’s T-Shirts

13. After the ball Cinderella remembered only how she ate pumpkin together with the mice and how the prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet.

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14. Yesterday, a hamster was brought to a veterinary clinic with a hernia on both cheeks.

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15. At a gay wedding ceremony:
- And now, let one of you kiss the bride!

child licks pig muzzle


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Gray weird_funny_dog11 T-Shirts


Women's Organic Cotton Fitted Tee - Eco-Friendly Tees Natural weird_funny_dogs4 Eco-Friendly Tees

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Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt - T-Shirts White weird_funny_creatures2 T-Shirts

White weird_funny_creatures2 T-Shirts

16. Chow-chow, Pekinese, Chihuahua. Korean week in our fast food restaurant!

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Navy dreaming_dog_clouds T-Shirts


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Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Asphalt funny_dog_cat T-Shirts

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Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank - Tanks Light pink marine_water_fish2 Tanks

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Sharp Humor or Laughing can be Dangerous! Part I

// November 12th, 2010 // No Comments » // Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

“13 Lucky Humor Scenes in Motion”

Including BEST HUMOR on Clothes COLLECTION! Most Original Designs on Garments, Funny t-Shirts & Accessories!

These jokes and funny pics could make you die laughing, so be prepared!

1. A small market of fruit and vegetables:
-  Good day Mem, what king of berries are those you have?
-  Blackcurrant.
-  And why it’s red then?
-  Well, because it’s green, son!

air-balloon

2. At Doctor’s:
-  Doctor, it’s ringing in my ear, what should I do?
-  Oh, don’t answer!

faceball

3. Advertisement: Woman wanted: 90 x 90 x 90. For cleaning in the tank.

hot-sausage-girl


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Navy flyagaric_toadstool_mushroom T-Shirts

4. A wounded man with a knife stuck between his shoulder blades is brought to the intensive care unit. The doctor asks:
- Does it hurt?
- Only when I laugh, Dr.

good-rider

5. New thing from Vehicle Inspectorate. As for the police radar to show a higher exceeded speed – the inspectors run towards the car as fast as possible.

karate kick ball

6. In the hospital. The anesthetist approaches to the patient and asks:
- You want: an expensive or cheap anesthesia?
Patient:
- Cheap, of course!
Doctor:
- Hush-a-bye…!

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White comic_square_head14 T-Shirts


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Olive comic_square_heads T-Shirts

7. How to distinguish left leg from right leg? The big toe on the left leg is on the right side of it!

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8. Two shrinks are at the bus stop. One says: “there’s no bus for a long time, already”. The second answers: “Do you want to talk about it?”

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9. Buy lottery airplane tickets…!

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Black comic_square_heads5 Bags


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Charcoal unique_alienarius_ordinary Bags


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts White sheep_happens T-Shirts

White sheep_happens T-Shirts

10. Three men are sitting arguing about what is the fastest thing in life. First one says:
- The fastest is the word, just said, but it has already been heard.
-  No (says the second man). Electricity is the fastest, click the switch and the light is immediately turned on, click again and it turns off.
-  No guys, it’s all garbage (the third man says)! The fastest is diarrhea! Yesterday I didn’t manage to say a word or even to turn on the lights and …

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11. Before the start of the match remain five minutes, the score is still 0:0.

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12. Children conceived with help of “Viagra”, differ from normal children by the fact that they can stand immediately on their feet after birth.

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13. In the shop:
- Miss, show me the juicer, please?!
- Sorry, but I’m not good at pantomime…

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Psychology of TRUE LOVE and the Path to Find Soul Mate for a Life Time

// October 26th, 2010 // No Comments » // Psychology, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

An Article Dedicated for a Very Special Person in my Life, with all my Love and Respect!

First of all, to find a life time soul/love mate is one of the toughest realizations in a human’s life! So be ready for tests and disappointments, and forget that you could get it just like this by blinking with your eyes, saying something smart or looking attractive! There comes a moment and you definitely understand for yourself that this is what you really want – a true and one companion in your life forever in everything you could do together – love, obligations, entertainment, family life, travel, development, suffering, support, advice, growth, passion, relaxation etc. Only a complete devotion could lead you in the right direction. You might come to such decision after not being happy how you wanted it to be, after several tries of failed romances, or because of your clear principles, which is something very rare nowadays but still happening. Otherwise, if having tens of relationships of different duration, quality and guaranteed break ups – is something that suits you best in your life, than you could just bother from curiosity and read further what other people can chose to do in their life.

Yes, the excessive diversity of “flavors” give you lots of impressions, experiences but their inferior and often illusory nature leaves you empty and alone, again and again. And how long or can you always be satisfied only with the “flavors”?

  • A veritable wine can be served only in a special wine glass and its taste remains with you forever only if consolidated with a true feeling, a true kiss …

We dream of somebody who would make us happy and vice versa, somebody who would be maximum matching to our personality and this leads to creation of a desirable character in our minds.

Besides our parents that give us the grounds of understanding, we meet and get to know people both by their exterior and interior, their actions and appearance, perceive different knowledge, impressions, events and feelings. All these form in our minds and our hearts prototypes of life behaviors, which determine us to like or dislike, approve or disapprove, admire or reject etc, and all these are about people around us. That’s why we like some people and reach for them and try to avoid others. These basic prototypes are our individual principles and morality, and they are the basic link in a lasting relationship, because these principles must definitely coincide with the other person’s when founding a couple.

You might feel that you’re attracted to a person that has some opposite, inappropriate or dangerous features but it will never mean that you’ll be comfortable with this person, you’ll be in love with him\her and be happy in a longer term – no, you’re just attracted because everything that’s unknown and challenging attracts us, until we try it. So, it doesn’t mean you should get into romance with him/her because of that, you could be friends or just an acquaintance … or just somebody that passes by and you could still receive valuable experience.

Ice-creamYou can combine ice-cream with chocolate or ice-cream with strawberry but you don’t mix ice-cream with ketchup, although you like it in general and because ketchup is good with something else. The only thing you can do is try to mix the unsuitable just to see how it is but you’ll always like and repeatedly prefer the perfect combinations, the matching elements because in fact this is what makes us feel satisfied and all-sufficient.

  • A paradox, but only a perfect match, someone exterior matching in the best way to you can make you feel complete! Both partners should be different and that’s how ice-cream and strawberry are – different, but they harmonize perfectly! They are on a global scale interchange and equilibrium.

How can you know that a person can be right for you? Of course, the answer is – only by getting to know each other very deeply, enough as to make the most important conclusions about him/her and whether to go further already into a beautiful love relationship or stop at being just friends. Otherwise how can you fall in love with somebody for true if his/her personality doesn’t inspire you, doesn’t bring you joy and approval of your heart and mind – you can’t. It should be someone you consider and feel to be good, amazing, interesting, appealing to you soundly, because in determination/definition of true love always should be considered inner qualities first and then plus exterior in an ensemble, although first are your eyes and senses that observe the person …

What about love at first sight? Or how can you know this from just one sight? – You can’t and this is the answer! Time, time and again – time together with common experience! You can like or feel attraction to someone but that’s it, all positive emotions you feel in that very moment are only presumable and can be confirmed or not while learning each other in time. And if everything goes just great between you two, you start to think that it was love from first sight, which in fact wasn’t but because of the positive evolution became to be analyzed so. And you like the feeling of thinking that you were right by your intuition and sometimes it is exactly like this.

  • Being ready and wanting a lasting relationship with a life time love mate is a deliberate, serious and responsible decision and it takes at least a moulded individuality, with understanding of inner aspirations and principles in life and consequently certain expectations from this relationship and from future couple. So, logically it is an adult perception of the subject besides romantic emotions. Becoming an adult in this sense comprises different ages but rather elder than younger.

By thinking and forming in your mind a desirable love matching character you indirectly influence the world around you and create circumstances to meet this person and to be matched. The more you sincerely believe, and like I said earlier are fully devoted, the bigger are your chances in it. You created the intuition and it led you to the right direction, it led you to notice and to meet someone really important.

  • So, only by learning about each other you can become sure whether you found the perfect love partner or not. And time is inevitable here, months and may be years, and all life situations you live together or share are good to show and to reveal what’s inside of a person.
  • And frankness should be your strategy! Only in this way you can get the necessary impression and understanding, a realistic picture of that person. Sometimes it’s hard to be open, but in spite of this you should aim to attain sincerity in your relationship and therefore trust. And that is the right way in the process if making decisions.

Don’t try to be someone you’re not, someone else, try to be you, be open and find a love match that will love you for what you are!

By the way, did you know that a lot of bird species like: peregrine falcon, some kinds of parrots, swans, kiwis, European nuthatches, ember-geese, swallows, swifts, gray geese, ravens, cranes, storks, some penguins etc – are forming couples for life!

ducksswans

And according to Chinese customs and Feng Shui – Mandarin Duck is a symbol of matrimonial fidelity. And these birds just look fantastic!

We should reach only for something and somebody that would do good to us. And this good is that basic link between the love mates which coincides in the mind and heart of both partners, this makes the connection to be strong and indestructible, helpful and efficient all the time in their mutual contacting and when contacting with the world.

  • And I should mention that being together a strong couple going through life also supposes self perfection from both partners, because, naturally it will be a development in different directions and senses, so both partners should be flexible to become better.

True love is a well-founded phenomenon in all possible dimensions, and here are the basic guidelines in conclusion for a lasting couple, each element is just as important as the others:

1. A moulded individuality, with understanding of inner aspirations and principles in life.
2. Time
3. Frankness, listening, free expression both in thinking and feeling
4. Joint experience
5. Conformity in basic and important life principles and morality
6. Devotion and passion
7. Sympathy to appearance
8. Self improving and flexibility
9. Self and couple responsibility

I really hope that all this will be of help for you or just interesting to read! Good luck!

Now, if you want to make a surprise for your love mate, life partner with a nice present showing your feelings, to bring joy and happy use.

For your couple any anniversary, celebration, holiday, St. Valentines Day or without any reason just to please him/her! Here’s a special selection of Beautiful and Original Garments, t-Shirts and Accessories with various Designs Collection for Lovers!

Oh, and don’t forget that any product can be changed to your requirements (size, color, apparel etc…). So, enjoy this to your full expectations!


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Light pink life_core_heart Underwear


Junior's Cap Sleeve Tee - Junior's Tees Kelly green life_core_heart Junior's Tees

Kelly green life_core_heart Junior’s Tees


Jersey Scarf - Other Dark pink kissing_snowman_couple Other

Dark pink kissing_snowman_couple Other


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White play_love_music Women’s T-shirts


Women's Camisole and Thong Set - Underwear White heart_wings3 Underwear

White heart_wings3 Underwear


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Canvas Bag - Bags  Black two_cats_inlove Bags

Black two_cats_inlove Bags


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Banana love_air_balloon Tanks


Men's Muscle Tee - T-Shirts Navy love_formula_integral T-Shirts

Navy love_formula_integral T-Shirts


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Olive yin_yang_heart T-Shirts


Eco-Friendly Cotton Tote - Bags  Black ornament_decoration2 Bags

Black ornament_decoration2 Bags


Women's Hip Hugger Underwear - Underwear Black hearts_flowers_inlove Underwear

Black hearts_flowers_inlove Underwear


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Navy hearts_raining_clouds Long sleeve shirts


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Creme three_butterflies Bags


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Black boundless_love Women’s T-shirts


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Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts White/navy love_smile_wings T-Shirts

White/navy love_smile_wings T-Shirts


Junior's Cap Sleeve Tee - Junior's Tees Black set_my_heart_free2 Junior's Tees

Black set_my_heart_free2 Junior’s Tees


Adult Apron - Apron White heart_love_puzzle Apron

White heart_love_puzzle Apron


Women's Bikini Underwear - Underwear White heart_target_darts Underwear

White heart_target_darts Underwear


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts White/red comic_square_head7 T-Shirts

White/red comic_square_head7 T-Shirts


Earth Positive Tote Bag - Bags  Leaf plant_leaf_butterfly Bags

Leaf plant_leaf_butterfly Bags


Women's String Thong - Underwear Black hypnotic_heart_love2 Underwear

Black hypnotic_heart_love2 Underwear


Women's Heather Jersey Tee - Women's T-Shirts Melange raspberry heart_love_fantasy Women's T-shirts

Melange raspberry heart_love_fantasy Women’s T-shirts


Women's Zipper Hoodie - Zip Hoodies/Jackets Black snowflakes_and_stars_heart Zip Hoodies/Jackets

Black snowflakes_and_stars_heart Zip Hoodies/Jackets


Junior's Ringer Tee - Junior's Tees White/red blooming_love_and_heart Junior's Tees

White/red blooming_love_and_heart Junior’s Tees


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts Days weeks months years together

Days weeks months years together


Junior's Ringer Tee - Junior's Tees Emotions and Love for...

Emotions and Love for…


Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank - Tanks floriated_heart_and_love_2

floriated_heart_and_love_2


Women's Organic Cotton Fitted Tee - Eco-Friendly Tees floriated_heart_and_love

floriated_heart_and_love


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts happiness_talisman

happiness_talisman


Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank - Tanks woman_talisman

woman_talisman


Women's Organic Cotton Fitted Tee - Eco-Friendly Tees harmony_talisman

harmony_talisman


Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts longevity_talisman

longevity_talisman


Women's String Thong - Underwear Wishes fulfilling talisman

Wishes fulfilling talisman

Best Halloween Jokes and Black Humor, Tips for a Stylish Halloween Look!

// October 9th, 2010 // No Comments » // Halloween, Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

Traditional Halloween jokes:

- What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
- You Suck!


Women's Heather Jersey Tee - Women's T-Shirts count_dracula

count_dracula

- What do ghosts serve for dessert?
- Ice Scream!

- What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
- Bone voyage!

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt - T-Shirts skeleton

skeleton

- What do you give a skeleton for Valentine’s Day?
- Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

- What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
- Dead ends!

Men's Zipper Hoodie - Zip Hoodies/Jackets horror_ghost

horror_ghost

- Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
- It’s drafty and cold under only one sheet.

- What the headless horseman never suffers from?
- A headache.

- What did the bird say on Halloween?
- Trick or tweet!

Junior's Distressed Hoodie - Hoodies trick_or_treat_bones

trick_or_treat_bones

- Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
- Because people are dying to get in.

- Where do vampires keep their money?
- The blood bank!!!

- Who are the were-wolves cousins?
- The what-wolves and when-wolves.

Baseball Cap - Caps daring_wolf

daring_wolf

Black humor:

  • There was a little-little boy and he was so ugly that nobody ever wanted to play with him. So, his mother had to tie a rissole to him at least as for the house dogs to play with him.


Children's T-Shirt - Kids' Shirts ugly_kid_head

ugly_kid_head

  • My mother always taught me to overcome the impossible, she always said: “Now, close your mouth, and eat this soup!”


Messenger Bag - Bags  boiling_pot_with_bones

boiling_pot_with_bones

  • Sometimes life is like in a hen house, the goal is – to climb higher, to peck the neighbor and to shit on the lower one.
  • The funeral ceremony of the Coca-Cola General Director will be held under the slogan “Look under the cap!”

- When did the English judges started to wear black garments?
- They put it in mourning for Queen Victoria.
- And why do they wear it until now?
- But she’s still dead!

  • The cannibals say that if cooking the man while he’s still alive, than for some time he can stir himself by himself.
  • Here’s a good one for the “doctors, medicine, hospitals” episodes lovers: The operating room. The doctor, whistling, with sweeping gestures is operating with a scalpel. Stunned, the assistant looks at his actions and asks finally:
    - Are you sure that this operation requires the removal of the spleen, stomach and kidneys?
    - What? This is an operation? I thought – it was an autopsy…


Junior's Distressed Hoodie - Hoodies bloody_eyes

bloody_eyes

  • All my life I’ve been terrorized by my twin brother. We were always confused, but not in my favor – he was naughty, but I got always slapped, he received sweets for himself and for myself! And just recently I have avenged him all at once – I got dead, but he got buried!

- Generally, work should be approached with a sense of humor, said the executioner, chopping the head into slices!

Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts trick_or_treat_axe

trick_or_treat_axe

- Hello, Santa! Here is the thing – good you brought the bag…We must hide the body …

  • The tomato rode, the tomato fell, the blood flowed…

The lesson of God’s law:
- Now Jimmy, tell us how a boy should be to get to heaven?
- Dead, Sir. . .

  • Crematorium worker sneezed at work and now he doesn’t know who is where …

- She told me yesterday that she wants to be a CyberGoth
- Oh, so she will infernally code on dead programming languages?
- No, she’ll talk about improperly closed applications, about the philosophical sense of the command “kill” and about what feelings the program experiences on SIG_KILL …
- Yeah, right.
- And she will boot POSIX…and is there life after sig_kill?

Junior's Distressed Hoodie - Hoodies happy_halloween_pumpkin_2

happy_halloween_pumpkin_2

Men's Zipper Hoodie - Zip Hoodies/Jackets master_death

master_death

Baseball Cap - Caps winking_skull

winking_skull

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt - T-Shirts terrifying_skull_2

terrifying_skull_2

Women's Bikini Underwear - Underwear happy_halloween_witch

happy_halloween_witch

Women's ¾ Sleeve Boatneck Tee - Long Sleeve Shirts terrifying_ghost

terrifying_ghost

Toddler T-Shirt - Toddler Shirts little_frankenstein

little_frankenstein

Women's Zipper Hoodie - Zip Hoodies/Jackets conjuring_witch

conjuring_witch

The GEEK WEEK or What a Fine Day for Science!

// September 9th, 2010 // No Comments » // Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

Sentinel Art Presents:

The GEEK WEEK: Season I, Episode 1 (Pilot)

TEASER – Interview with a Vampire, Oops, sorry! – …with a Geek, of course! This whole Vampire Boom…

-   By the way, are you a vampire and a geek, or just a geek, or …to be totally clear?!

-   Hi, I am Geek. I’m not like others but I’m not the only one!

-   Wow, sounds almost like a song! Me too, in many directions. And that’s good, because millions of people dream to be original and unique, they buy expensive things, brands, follow modern and popular media etc, but they don’t look inside themselves, what is hidden there, they don’t listen carefully…But you have all this inside yourself and what’s most important you are honest with yourself, you don’t go blinded with the stream, you don’t erase your brains and put instead the most popular brand brain sold in expensive boutique! By thinking and acting like this you are already distinctive from the billions crowd! And you can show this to others!

-   Oh, it’s so touching…Please, stop…))) Are you a geek and a shrink, or just a geek, or…just in case?)))

…answering to what you’ve just said, – yes, probably, I’d like more ways in expressing my inner being but not geek clichés or something …

-   ))) OK, I can suggest something I like in general and if you feel like any of that is close to you too, I’ll just be very glad to make a Gooood Contribution for Geek Community Development. I really like the whole “contribution thing”…)))

I have many ideas I can share but the decision is yours like always.

Your daily life, the way you live, think and act give the ideas of your style and your personality! So, I think it’ll be easy to understand if you tell me about your daily activities during one week, for example, from Monday till Sunday. In this way I could outline important facts, ideas, let’s say for an original Shirt.

- Yeah, fine, it sounds logical and natural…I guess. Here I go…Main features of each week day…

1. Monday. Although my Slave (my computer) is never shot down, the whole cycle has a start on Monday, so let’s emphasize symbolically that I’m Loading Tux, I’m loading myself for the coming week days.
People and penguins have much in common, they walk on two extremities and they think , think, think…Who said Monday is easy, so today I’ll just load myself for the whole week.
Yeah, people and penguins have much in common – TUX is loading – I am loading…Hello Monday!
2. Tuesday. So, today I’ve work to be done. So, let’s play Master, let’s make something really helpful. Aha, here it is…My little evil creatures, my tiny creepy Bash Commands! I unleash you, go free and create your tiny deeds!
3. Wednesday. It’s time to feed my best pet – Creepersponge. Don’t ask me about my pet…
4. Thursday. What a fine day for science! Engage the genius of me! Innovations, alterations, …ations…
5. It’s Friday and I definitely need to get ready for tomorrow date. I’m Master again in my Laboratory, I need a perfect formula that would help this day work out in the best probable way. Yes, I need a functional love formula!
6. Saturday. Date Day…Expressing my love for my Match…
7. Sunday. Epilogue Day in all senses. Yes, all these together make me to be a natural born GEEK. The conclusion is this…my signature…

-   Very good! Let me think a little bit…
How would you like if for each week day you would have your favorite helpful and inspiring, symbolical shirt with an original design on it?!

1. For Monday – Loading Tux

Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Asphalt loading_tux_penguin T-Shirts

Asphalt loading_tux_penguin T-Shirts

2. For Tuesday – Bash Commands

Men's Organic Jersey Tee - Eco-Friendly Tees Black weird_computer_pc Eco-Friendly Tees

Black weird_computer_pc Eco-Friendly Tees

3. …Wednesday – Creepersponde Creature Best Pet

Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Olive creepersponge T-Shirts

Olive creepersponge T-Shirts

4. …Thursday – What a Fine Day for Science – Logo

Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts White/black science_laboratory_wrench T-Shirts

White/black science_laboratory_wrench T-Shirts

5. …Friday – Love Formula

Men's Muscle Tee - T-Shirts Navy love_formula_integral T-Shirts

Navy love_formula_integral T-Shirts

6. …Saturday – Date Match Logo

Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Olive iapple_match_puzzle_love2 T-Shirts

Olive iapple_match_puzzle_love2 T-Shirts

7. …Sunday – Geek Personality Logo

Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts geek_mydna

geek_mydna

- So, what do you think???
Every week day you have a special shirt for an Awesome Geek Life Style! You can make changes, adjustments…of course!
If, for instance, next Saturday you don’t go for a date but you practice Extreme Sports, you could use something like this, or you go together with your match and it’s already an extreme date:

This for you:

Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Heather grey extreme_bike_cycling2 T-Shirts

Heather grey extreme_bike_cycling2 T-Shirts

And this one for your date:

Bandana - Caps Black extreme_bike_cycling Caps

Black extreme_bike_cycling Caps

Or, for you too:

Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts Black/white skateboarding_extreme_sport2 T-Shirts

Black/white skateboarding_extreme_sport2 T-Shirts

Oh, just check this out…))) it fits perfectly both cases, whether you believe in UFO&Alients or you deny it:


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts White alien_ufo_greenman T-Shirts

White alien_ufo_greenman T-Shirts

It depends on what you do like… In any case there’s more of it…

- I like some of these, a few I would improvise other way…
- Sure! Oh, and one more thing, for how long do you usually wear a shirt? Several days, a week, … a month?
- About a week.
- Great! Now, if you wear each day a new shirt, so it’s still good and you have seven shirts, but a shirt is finished in about a week then you are fully supplied for about a month and a half, or seven weeks! )))))) Just a thought… Unless you become bored with some of it…
- You know it looks like…if I change a shirt each day, I become even more geek than I already am…plus a shirt geek…
But, all in all – it’s fun and it reflects who I am!
- Good, than we solved it…)))))!

Special Offer for True “Applers”

// August 27th, 2010 // No Comments » // T-Shirt and Clothes tips

Hello, everybody!
I like good ripe apples and I also like and respect Apple Products!
It’s shapes, features, possibilities, safety, Oh, and the mood it gives…!
Super…!

So, for True “Applers” I solemnly present my Idea&Fantasy on this theme, to wear proudly on a T-shirt or other cloth, accessory etc.

For an Original and Meaningful Look!!!

Apple-i-Match

Below are some real examples of clothes with this design, you can find more here:
http://sentinelart.com/tshirts/

But you can modify it how you want, the colors, the size and the apparel, to personalize the product with this design, go here:
http://www.spreadshirt.com/black-iapple-match-puzzle-love-t-shirts-C3376A6440183

Apples-Products

Here are some examples of this design for Digital Printing, how it looks on T-shirts:

Men's Lightweight Ringer Tee - T-Shirts White/black iapple_match_puzzle_love5 T-Shirts


Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt - Women's T-Shirts Black iapple_match_puzzle_love5w Women's T-Shirts


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts Navy iapple_match_puzzle_love6 T-Shirts

Enjoy it!!!

Best Gifts for Christmas and Winter Time

// November 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // T-Shirt and Clothes tips

Looking for something special and original?

…looking for something to be remembered and really liked, something that shows your caring feelings, and something warm and nice?
I suggest a perfect solution!
Give as a present – something to wear, because it will be the closest possible to your dear and loved person!
I offer high quality clothes and accessories with exclusive designs on it!
I created a special collection with great variety of designs for Winter Time & Holidays, Christmas and New Year, such as: fantasy variations of Snowflakes, Santa Claus, Animated Snowmen, a forest of different Christmas Trees, Cute Animals, Christmas Symbols, and many more…
What can be better than a cozy scarf and cap, a warm pullover, a pair of mittens, cute pants, useful accessories, etc., that look unique and nobody else has it!
You can have a one of kind present!

Visit my shop of exclusive clothing and accessories, be original and stylish!
In the Categories Option choose – Christmas, New Year, Winter time or Snowflakes!

But first, below there’s a glance at just a tiny part of what can be found there!
I thought of some advises for whom and what to choose as gifts for this Christmas and Winter:

1. For our brave and successful – Men, Boyfriends and Boys: the warm crewneck sweatshirt with “snowflakes fantasy” and hooded sweatshirt with “penguin and snowmen”, also the one with the “snowflake snowfall”, “santa on candy”, “kund fu christmas tree”, and the T-shirt with the “pals snowmen”!

2. For our beautiful and kind – Women, Girlfriends and Girls: tote bags with “deer smiling”,  “christmas treee decorated” and the creme one with the snowfleke, for good shoppings and for all useful things, also the t-shirt with the “candy cane” and the lovely camisole and thong set underwear with “angel with candle”, mittens with snowflake, also long sleeve tees with “four christmas trees” and “snowman juggling snowballs”, “heart love fantasy” melange T-shirt, and, of course, string thond underwear with the cute deer!

3. For our restless and sweet – Kids, little Girls and little Boys, would fit perfectly: skarf with the “funny Santa”, long sleeve t-shirt with the “little animal in cap”, toddler t-shirt with “christmas wreath”, also the mittens with the snowflakes and the baseball cap with the “bell” on it.

But, of course, there’s more in my shop!


Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt - Long Sleeve Shirts snowflakes_stars_fantasy_2


snowflakes_stars_fantasy_2

Small Tote Bag - Bags  deer_smiling

deer_smiling

By clicking on the product you can go to Personalize it, change its color / size, choose another product for this design, even change design colors and search through other designs and products!


American Apparel Jersey Scarf - Other funny_ santa

funny_ santa


Men's Hooded Sweatshirt - Hoodies snowman_penguin

snowman_penguin


Kid's Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Kids' Shirts little_animal_in_cap

little_animal_in_cap

Eco-Friendly Cotton Tote - Bags  christmas_tree_decorated

christmas_tree_decorated


Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt - Long Sleeve Shirts snowflake_snowfall

snowflake_snowfall


Toddler T-Shirt - Toddler Shirts christmas_wreath

christmas_wreath


Female AA Slim Fit Tee - Women's T-Shirts candy_cane

candy_cane


Women's Camisole and Thong Set - Underwear angel_with_candle

angel_with_candle


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts santa_on_candy

santa_on_candy


Knitted Mittens - Other snowflake_12

snowflake_12


Men's Zipper Hoodie - Zip Hoodies/Jackets kung_fu_christmas_tree

kung_fu_christmas_tree


Female Slim Fit Long Sleeve Tee - Long Sleeve Shirts four_christmas_trees

four_christmas_trees


Men's AA Tee - T-Shirts pals_snowmen

pals_snowmen


Female Slim Fit Long Sleeve Tee - Long Sleeve Shirts snow_man_juggling_snowballs

snow_man_juggling_snowballs


Knitted Mittens - Other Black snowflake_7 Other

Black snowflake_7 Other


Women's Heather Jersey Tee - Women's T-Shirts Melange raspberry heart_love_fantasy Women's T-shirts


Melange raspberry heart_love_fantasy Women’s T-shirts

Small Tote Bag - Bags  Creme snowflake_10 Bags

Creme snowflake_10 Bags


Children's T-Shirt - Kids' Shirts funny_santa

funny_santa


Women's String Thong - Underwear deer

deer


Baseball Cap - Caps bell

bell