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Sharp Humor or Laughing can be Dangerous! Part III

// December 13th, 2010 // Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

“Jokes for Dessert”

Continuing BEST HUMOR COLLECTION of Original Designs on Garments, Funny t-Shirts & Accessories!

If you’ve read the previous related articles then you’re prepared to die laughing! Enjoy it!

1. Express-method of Anna Karenina.

2. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor, I have a feeling that nobody takes me seriously …
- You’re kidding!

3. In the restaurant:
- Waiter! Can I have coffee?
- Do I look like a doctor? How do I know whether you can or can not have coffee?

Light pink comic_square_head3 Underwear

Moss comic_square_head4 Tanks

Olive comic_square_head8 T-Shirts

4. A man calls the fire department:
- Hurry up, I burn!
- And how to get to you, Sir?
- With a big red machine!

5. Honey! Don’t you cry so bitterly because my parents are against our marriage, since I can find myself another bride!

6. Two people:
- Tell me, please, it is you called Spiderman?
- Big deal, just once I haven’t noticed a fly in my juice…

Olive rock_carvings_men2 T-Shirts

Fuchsia rock_carvings_face4 Tanks

Gray rock_carvings_man5 T-Shirts

7. Talk, talk, I always yawn when I’m interested!

8. Boss to his subordinate:
- Smith! You’re fired!
Smith:
- Fired? Strange, I thought that slaves are sold…

9. On a dark, late night a woman goes home through the park. And there she hears suddenly:
- Stop!
She stops.
- Down!
She lies down.
- Crawl!
She crawls. But suddenly right into her ear a voice:
- Hey, lady, are you feeling bad? I’ve just been practicing with my dog and there I see you crawling…?

Fuchsia rock_carvings_man7 Tanks

Chocolate/tan no_passing_sign T-Shirts

Black/white april_fools_day_sign T-Shirts

10. The Teacher to students:
- I go to the toilet, you sit quietly, the door is open, I hear everything!

11. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor! What’s wrong with me?
- And how much money do you have along?

12. Sleep faster, I need the pillow!

Navy go_round_sign T-Shirts

Natural april_fools_bigben Eco-Friendly Tees

White/black windmill_april_fools T-Shirts

13. Even though you’ve been eaten, you have two exits!

14. In the shop:
- Do you have rope and soap?
- What!? Do you want to hang yourself?
- No, damn it, I want to wash myself and go to the mountains!

15. Agent James Bond is asked:
- What time is it now?
- 15… 9:15! …

Gold dont_eat_yellow_tshirt T-Shirts

Charcoal mouse_with_cheese Bags

kung_fu_christmas_tree

16. In a restaurant:
- Waiter! I would like three eggs, please!
- Oh, Who wouldn’t…!?

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