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Sharp Humor or Laughing can be Dangerous! Part II

// November 22nd, 2010 // Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

“These Funny Animals”

Continuing BEST HUMOR COLLECTION of Original Designs on Garments, Funny t-Shirts & Accessories!

(These jokes and funny pics could make you die laughing still, so be prepared!)

1. My grandfather is a true Siberian man. He went on bear all alone. Once he met a rare huge bear and shook his hand. So, since then he’s not washing this hand. Just brushes it a bit, greases it and changes the bolts, and it’s just fine.

2. Do you know how yogas make an enema? They sit in a puddle and take a deep breath.

3. Doctor to a patient:
- I do not like your cough at all…
- Can’t do anything, there’s no other…

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4. Scientists at Harvard University established that white mice reproduce much better if they are not disturbed by Harvard University scientists.

5. The Grey Wolf ate granny, dressed in her clothes, lied down in her bed and there waited for the Little Red Riding Hood to come. But how could he know that grandpa is so temperamental.

6. The patients with intestinal disorders escaped from the hospital. But for doctors it was easy to find them  quickly in hot tracks.

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7. How is called a man that has no: left eye, left ear, left hand and no left leg? – All right!

8. She:
- Take off my shirt and put it on the table … now my bra … now take off my skirt and my panties …
He does everything he’s told.
She:
- Don’t you dare to wear my stuff ever more!

9. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor! I have something hurting somewhere here …
- Now I’ll prescribe you some pills…

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10. Science News. Recently, our chemists obtained a substance from which they can’t wash their hands in no way…

11. Question: Why does the elephant have tail?
- So as not to end suddenly!

12. I had yesterday an unforgettable erotic evening. She was – in a beautiful lingerie, on a luxurious wide bed, and I – in the house opposite, in my underpants, with the binoculars…

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13. After the ball Cinderella remembered only how she ate pumpkin together with the mice and how the prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet.

14. Yesterday, a hamster was brought to a veterinary clinic with a hernia on both cheeks.

15. At a gay wedding ceremony:
- And now, let one of you kiss the bride!

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16. Chow-chow, Pekinese, Chihuahua. Korean week in our fast food restaurant!

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