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Sharp Humor or Laughing can be Dangerous! Part I

// November 12th, 2010 // Humor & Jokes, T-Shirt and Clothes tips

“13 Lucky Humor Scenes in Motion”

Including BEST HUMOR on Clothes COLLECTION! Most Original Designs on Garments, Funny t-Shirts & Accessories!

These jokes and funny pics could make you die laughing, so be prepared!

1. A small market of fruit and vegetables:
-  Good day Mem, what king of berries are those you have?
-  Blackcurrant.
-  And why it’s red then?
-  Well, because it’s green, son!

2. At Doctor’s:
-  Doctor, it’s ringing in my ear, what should I do?
-  Oh, don’t answer!

3. Advertisement: Woman wanted: 90 x 90 x 90. For cleaning in the tank.

Red alien_ufo_greenman Women’s T-Shirts

Asphalt weird_boss_man T-Shirts

Navy flyagaric_toadstool_mushroom T-Shirts

4. A wounded man with a knife stuck between his shoulder blades is brought to the intensive care unit. The doctor asks:
- Does it hurt?
- Only when I laugh, Dr.

5. New thing from Vehicle Inspectorate. As for the police radar to show a higher exceeded speed – the inspectors run towards the car as fast as possible.

6. In the hospital. The anesthetist approaches to the patient and asks:
- You want: an expensive or cheap anesthesia?
Patient:
- Cheap, of course!
Doctor:
- Hush-a-bye…!

Gold comic_square_head12 T-Shirts

White comic_square_head14 T-Shirts

Olive comic_square_heads T-Shirts

7. How to distinguish left leg from right leg? The big toe on the left leg is on the right side of it!

8. Two shrinks are at the bus stop. One says: “there’s no bus for a long time, already”. The second answers: “Do you want to talk about it?”

9. Buy lottery airplane tickets…!

Black comic_square_heads5 Bags

Charcoal unique_alienarius_ordinary Bags

White sheep_happens T-Shirts

10. Three men are sitting arguing about what is the fastest thing in life. First one says:
- The fastest is the word, just said, but it has already been heard.
-  No (says the second man). Electricity is the fastest, click the switch and the light is immediately turned on, click again and it turns off.
-  No guys, it’s all garbage (the third man says)! The fastest is diarrhea! Yesterday I didn’t manage to say a word or even to turn on the lights and …

11. Before the start of the match remain five minutes, the score is still 0:0.

12. Children conceived with help of “Viagra”, differ from normal children by the fact that they can stand immediately on their feet after birth.

Chocolate/tan speedy_brain_head T-Shirts

Raspberry cook_friedeggeater Women’s T-Shirts

Black/asphalt unique_snail_gogglerium Bags

13. In the shop:
- Miss, show me the juicer, please?!
- Sorry, but I’m not good at pantomime…