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If you’ve read the previous related articles then you’re prepared to die laughing! Enjoy it!

1. Express-method of Anna Karenina.

2. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor, I have a feeling that nobody takes me seriously …
- You’re kidding!

3. In the restaurant:
- Waiter! Can I have coffee?
- Do I look like a doctor? How do I know whether you can or can not have coffee?

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4. A man calls the fire department:
- Hurry up, I burn!
- And how to get to you, Sir?
- With a big red machine!

5. Honey! Don’t you cry so bitterly because my parents are against our marriage, since I can find myself another bride!

6. Two people:
- Tell me, please, it is you called Spiderman?
- Big deal, just once I haven’t noticed a fly in my juice…

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7. Talk, talk, I always yawn when I’m interested!

8. Boss to his subordinate:
- Smith! You’re fired!
Smith:
- Fired? Strange, I thought that slaves are sold…

9. On a dark, late night a woman goes home through the park. And there she hears suddenly:
- Stop!
She stops.
- Down!
She lies down.
- Crawl!
She crawls. But suddenly right into her ear a voice:
- Hey, lady, are you feeling bad? I’ve just been practicing with my dog and there I see you crawling…?

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10. The Teacher to students:
- I go to the toilet, you sit quietly, the door is open, I hear everything!

11. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor! What’s wrong with me?
- And how much money do you have along?

12. Sleep faster, I need the pillow!

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13. Even though you’ve been eaten, you have two exits!

14. In the shop:
- Do you have rope and soap?
- What!? Do you want to hang yourself?
- No, damn it, I want to wash myself and go to the mountains!

15. Agent James Bond is asked:
- What time is it now?
- 15… 9:15! …

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16. In a restaurant:
- Waiter! I would like three eggs, please!
- Oh, Who wouldn’t…!?

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(These jokes and funny pics could make you die laughing still, so be prepared!)

1. My grandfather is a true Siberian man. He went on bear all alone. Once he met a rare huge bear and shook his hand. So, since then he’s not washing this hand. Just brushes it a bit, greases it and changes the bolts, and it’s just fine.

2. Do you know how yogas make an enema? They sit in a puddle and take a deep breath.

3. Doctor to a patient:
- I do not like your cough at all…
- Can’t do anything, there’s no other…

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4. Scientists at Harvard University established that white mice reproduce much better if they are not disturbed by Harvard University scientists.

5. The Grey Wolf ate granny, dressed in her clothes, lied down in her bed and there waited for the Little Red Riding Hood to come. But how could he know that grandpa is so temperamental.

6. The patients with intestinal disorders escaped from the hospital. But for doctors it was easy to find them  quickly in hot tracks.

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7. How is called a man that has no: left eye, left ear, left hand and no left leg? – All right!

8. She:
- Take off my shirt and put it on the table … now my bra … now take off my skirt and my panties …
He does everything he’s told.
She:
- Don’t you dare to wear my stuff ever more!

9. Patient and a doctor:
- Doctor! I have something hurting somewhere here …
- Now I’ll prescribe you some pills…

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10. Science News. Recently, our chemists obtained a substance from which they can’t wash their hands in no way…

11. Question: Why does the elephant have tail?
- So as not to end suddenly!

12. I had yesterday an unforgettable erotic evening. She was – in a beautiful lingerie, on a luxurious wide bed, and I – in the house opposite, in my underpants, with the binoculars…

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13. After the ball Cinderella remembered only how she ate pumpkin together with the mice and how the prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet.

14. Yesterday, a hamster was brought to a veterinary clinic with a hernia on both cheeks.

15. At a gay wedding ceremony:
- And now, let one of you kiss the bride!

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16. Chow-chow, Pekinese, Chihuahua. Korean week in our fast food restaurant!

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These jokes and funny pics could make you die laughing, so be prepared!

1. A small market of fruit and vegetables:
-  Good day Mem, what king of berries are those you have?
-  Blackcurrant.
-  And why it’s red then?
-  Well, because it’s green, son!

2. At Doctor’s:
-  Doctor, it’s ringing in my ear, what should I do?
-  Oh, don’t answer!

3. Advertisement: Woman wanted: 90 x 90 x 90. For cleaning in the tank.

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4. A wounded man with a knife stuck between his shoulder blades is brought to the intensive care unit. The doctor asks:
- Does it hurt?
- Only when I laugh, Dr.

5. New thing from Vehicle Inspectorate. As for the police radar to show a higher exceeded speed – the inspectors run towards the car as fast as possible.

6. In the hospital. The anesthetist approaches to the patient and asks:
- You want: an expensive or cheap anesthesia?
Patient:
- Cheap, of course!
Doctor:
- Hush-a-bye…!

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7. How to distinguish left leg from right leg? The big toe on the left leg is on the right side of it!

8. Two shrinks are at the bus stop. One says: “there’s no bus for a long time, already”. The second answers: “Do you want to talk about it?”

9. Buy lottery airplane tickets…!

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10. Three men are sitting arguing about what is the fastest thing in life. First one says:
- The fastest is the word, just said, but it has already been heard.
-  No (says the second man). Electricity is the fastest, click the switch and the light is immediately turned on, click again and it turns off.
-  No guys, it’s all garbage (the third man says)! The fastest is diarrhea! Yesterday I didn’t manage to say a word or even to turn on the lights and …

11. Before the start of the match remain five minutes, the score is still 0:0.

12. Children conceived with help of “Viagra”, differ from normal children by the fact that they can stand immediately on their feet after birth.

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13. In the shop:
- Miss, show me the juicer, please?!
- Sorry, but I’m not good at pantomime…

First of all, to find a life time soul/love mate is one of the toughest realizations in a human’s life! So be ready for tests and disappointments, and forget that you could get it just like this by blinking with your eyes, saying something smart or looking attractive! There comes a moment and you definitely understand for yourself that this is what you really want – a true and one companion in your life forever in everything you could do together – love, obligations, entertainment, family life, travel, development, suffering, support, advice, growth, passion, relaxation etc. Only a complete devotion could lead you in the right direction. You might come to such decision after not being happy how you wanted it to be, after several tries of failed romances, or because of your clear principles, which is something very rare nowadays but still happening. Otherwise, if having tens of relationships of different duration, quality and guaranteed break ups – is something that suits you best in your life, than you could just bother from curiosity and read further what other people can chose to do in their life.

Yes, the excessive diversity of “flavors” give you lots of impressions, experiences but their inferior and often illusory nature leaves you empty and alone, again and again. And how long or can you always be satisfied only with the “flavors”?

• A veritable wine can be served only in a special wine glass and its taste remains with you forever only if consolidated with a true feeling, a true kiss …

We dream of somebody who would make us happy and vice versa, somebody who would be maximum matching to our personality and this leads to creation of a desirable character in our minds.

Besides our parents that give us the grounds of understanding, we meet and get to know people both by their exterior and interior, their actions and appearance, perceive different knowledge, impressions, events and feelings. All these form in our minds and our hearts prototypes of life behaviors, which determine us to like or dislike, approve or disapprove, admire or reject etc, and all these are about people around us. That’s why we like some people and reach for them and try to avoid others. These basic prototypes are our individual principles and morality, and they are the basic link in a lasting relationship, because these principles must definitely coincide with the other person’s when founding a couple.

You might feel that you’re attracted to a person that has some opposite, inappropriate or dangerous features but it will never mean that you’ll be comfortable with this person, you’ll be in love with him\her and be happy in a longer term – no, you’re just attracted because everything that’s unknown and challenging attracts us, until we try it. So, it doesn’t mean you should get into romance with him/her because of that, you could be friends or just an acquaintance … or just somebody that passes by and you could still receive valuable experience.

You can combine ice-cream with chocolate or ice-cream with strawberry but you don’t mix ice-cream with ketchup, although you like it in general and because ketchup is good with something else. The only thing you can do is try to mix the unsuitable just to see how it is but you’ll always like and repeatedly prefer the perfect combinations, the matching elements because in fact this is what makes us feel satisfied and all-sufficient.

• A paradox, but only a perfect match, someone exterior matching in the best way to you can make you feel complete! Both partners should be different and that’s how ice-cream and strawberry are – different, but they harmonize perfectly! They are on a global scale interchange and equilibrium.

How can you know that a person can be right for you? Of course, the answer is – only by getting to know each other very deeply, enough as to make the most important conclusions about him/her and whether to go further already into a beautiful love relationship or stop at being just friends. Otherwise how can you fall in love with somebody for true if his/her personality doesn’t inspire you, doesn’t bring you joy and approval of your heart and mind – you can’t. It should be someone you consider and feel to be good, amazing, interesting, appealing to you soundly, because in determination/definition of true love always should be considered inner qualities first and then plus exterior in an ensemble, although first are your eyes and senses that observe the person …

What about love at first sight? Or how can you know this from just one sight? – You can’t and this is the answer! Time, time and again – time together with common experience! You can like or feel attraction to someone but that’s it, all positive emotions you feel in that very moment are only presumable and can be confirmed or not while learning each other in time. And if everything goes just great between you two, you start to think that it was love from first sight, which in fact wasn’t but because of the positive evolution became to be analyzed so. And you like the feeling of thinking that you were right by your intuition and sometimes it is exactly like this.

• Being ready and wanting a lasting relationship with a life time love mate is a deliberate, serious and responsible decision and it takes at least a moulded individuality, with understanding of inner aspirations and principles in life and consequently certain expectations from this relationship and from future couple. So, logically it is an adult perception of the subject besides romantic emotions. Becoming an adult in this sense comprises different ages but rather elder than younger.

By thinking and forming in your mind a desirable love matching character you indirectly influence the world around you and create circumstances to meet this person and to be matched. The more you sincerely believe, and like I said earlier are fully devoted, the bigger are your chances in it. You created the intuition and it led you to the right direction, it led you to notice and to meet someone really important.

• So, only by learning about each other you can become sure whether you found the perfect love partner or not. And time is inevitable here, months and may be years, and all life situations you live together or share are good to show and to reveal what’s inside of a person.

• And frankness should be your strategy! Only in this way you can get the necessary impression and understanding, a realistic picture of that person. Sometimes it’s hard to be open, but in spite of this you should aim to attain sincerity in your relationship and therefore trust. And that is the right way in the process if making decisions.

Don’t try to be someone you’re not, someone else, try to be you, be open and find a love match that will love you for what you are!

By the way, did you know that a lot of bird species like: peregrine falcon, some kinds of parrots, swans, kiwis, European nuthatches, ember-geese, swallows, swifts, gray geese, ravens, cranes, storks, some penguins etc – are forming couples for life!

And according to Chinese customs and Feng Shui – Mandarin Duck is a symbol of matrimonial fidelity. And these birds just look fantastic!

We should reach only for something and somebody that would do good to us. And this good is that basic link between the love mates which coincides in the mind and heart of both partners, this makes the connection to be strong and indestructible, helpful and efficient all the time in their mutual contacting and when contacting with the world.

• And I should mention that being together a strong couple going through life also supposes self perfection from both partners, because, naturally it will be a development in different directions and senses, so both partners should be flexible to become better.

True love is a well-founded phenomenon in all possible dimensions, and here are the basic guidelines in conclusion for a lasting couple, each element is just as important as the others:

1. A moulded individuality, with understanding of inner aspirations and principles in life.
2. Time
3. Frankness, listening, free expression both in thinking and feeling
4. Joint experience
5. Conformity in basic and important life principles and morality
6. Devotion and passion
7. Sympathy to appearance
8. Self improving and flexibility
9. Self and couple responsibility

I really hope that all this will be of help for you or just interesting to read! Good luck!

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I and my fiancée decided to try Turkey for our seaside vacation of one week. One reason was because we’ve already missed the summer time to go somewhere to Black Sea and the other was that many people were so “used” to go there and recommend this destination as a very good choice in price-quality AI. We worked very hard all year round and more than that, we had many life defining events during this year and I could say that only a very “paradisiacal”, almost ideal rest could calm our nerves, heal our minds and leave some sunny pleasant waves in our souls for the following year.

Looking at this nice view of the hotel, who could ever think what’s really going in there, behind the picture!? Well, get ready for a captivating story because I will lift the veil for you…!

So, now I’ll describe how it was in separate chapters:

1.   Atmosphere

Small “happy” but practical stories:

Checking in:

We arrived very late, about midnight (in total, time spent in road from our very apartment to the hotel = 7 hours), very tired and sleepy, hungry. Although we were promised that we could have some kind of late nigh soup, we got nothing, all was closed. We went to our room, entered and … do you know a saying “worst-first”, so, that was the worst, dirtiest, most unfit room I’ve ever seen. And it was, let me remind you, a four star hotel, I thought – this is my first visit to Turkey, my first visit in this hotel, and they give me this shit…? Sorry! The first impression is everything, it will motivate us to come back or not here in the future! How can they fail in something like this and from the very beginning!?

We were totally disappointed but we had so many expectations. The room was so bad looking and dirty that even when entering in the little corridor something was leaking from the ceiling, the flooring was totally wet and there was an awful dampness smell in the room! We went back to the reception and said about it but we were answered that, unfortunately, now they can’t give us another room, we’ll have to sleep that night there, but we can come back in the morning to ask for another room.  I don’t know what was in the head of receptionist when he gave us this room and what the hotel manager looks after in his job, but in that very moment when I entered that room and saw it I said to myself – I will never ever come back here again!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We We had a terrible night, the window and door at the balcony were zero isolation, we heard every bus coming in and out to the hotel front entrance, we were like on a bus station, the mattress probably were for garbage already. In the morning I was angry, again disappointed and ready for anything to get a good room with good decent conditions for the money we paid. Oh, how I hated this, I didn’t want to argue with anyone, I said to myself – I will talk calmly and politely about this problem, but if the reaction will be incorrect then I will use other tactics to obtain justice. We went to the hotel manager and explained the situation. He sent with us one of his assistants to check the room, our words were not enough for him. She checked the room with us, we spoke calmly and politely. We got no apologies but – yes, finally, we received a clean room, in a better area of the hotel complex, but it was not what they show usually when presenting the rooms in our tourism agency. It was rather a there star hotel room, that needed some reparations too.

Oh, and here’s one important moment, thank God, I was speaking in English, I believe that’s why we succeeded, because later during our stay, I saw Russian tourists at the reception for many times and they were refused in their incommodities and complains. – Pure national discrimination. God, how can this be happening?

Then we understood one veiled truth – good and clean, beautiful view rooms were given to western and central European guests, and eastern clients got the “left-over”! And I’m not talking about the expensive luxury suits, it is not included here at all, as it is the highest accommodation level, of course, and in this case only the paid price determines your stay in it, and not the country you’re coming from.

Having breakfast:

I was sitting for my breakfast at a table, just getting into the day light and mood, spreading a bun with butter and there I hear: “Hey, butter…” and it was said to me, because a waiter approached to me with these words and then also added: “it’s occupied, look…”! Can you imagine, I just got called “Butter”, in the most rude manner, just like this… But I was just having my breakfast at a normal table waiting for my Fiancée to come with some Cappuccino, there were no sighs that our table has been occupied already before we came, but the waiter had a grimace on his face. I didn’t make a move and I said to him that he’s wrong and shouldn’t talk like this, he just walked away, with no more words. How can a waiter say something like this, when he actually should be invisible but nice and correct when asked something! This knocked me down!

Visiting the local market or “where are you from” – trap:

There was a big market spread along small streets close to our hotel and of course, we visited it, just to be sure we don’t miss anything. I don’t know how representative it was, but I would never buy clothes that I saw there, very low quality, cheap but not worth even that money to spend on it.

And I can say that the sellers there were very insolent, rough and annoying! Some of them even tried to grab my hand and drag me in their shop, but we figured it out quickly and became very careful and kept the distance from the shops entrances just glancing in there.

Each seller started his talk with the same question “hello, where are you from”, probably as to understand how to negotiate better the prices with you. God, they looked so primitive and repulsive, wanting to get inside you whether you want this or not, to sell you anything! And at a moment when we got tired and irritated by this impudent interrogation we answered to this with a question too “what does it matter – where I come from?”, to what some sellers became aggressive, probably cursing in Turkish, because suddenly they were changing the voice tone and we were not understanding a word.   In that situation we could only take French leave!

2.   Food

Food, cuisine, courses, it’s flavor and appearance – whatever you call it, is one of the most determinant factors of a really comfortable hotels with All Inclusive facility. And not that I don’t wish but, how to say – I’m just not quiet ready financially))) to have red or black caviar at breakfast, but please, Mr. Chef, do you ever have breakfast? Or you believe I should go to the hotel park and have some green palm tree leaves or may be some tiny green bananas and drink it with salty sea water – Yeah, that’s just great for my health!

Whom do you, Mr. Chef, expect to eat all that extremely salty “beyaz peynir” (national salty cheese) in the morning!? And the variety of buns was reduced to the difference in shape of each bun and not in their filling. Sorry, but all buns had the same taste inside and outside!

And I bet that the wurst and sausage were the major disappointment, especially for “Viking origin tourists”, since it was only two kinds of wurst, different only in shape, as always and all the time and one kind of sausage, and all of it had a paper taste and consistence, and where’s the meat there?! Even my cat’s don’t eat this kind of cheap and “artificial” wurst!

What was a delight – is when they gave watermelon for two times for breakfast, besides salty things…Yes, it was something really original, for me at least.

Oh, and what shocked me is that there was no bananas at all, for any meal, in a region and country producing and exporting bananas! What’s wrong with you, people?! But, thanks, they gave oranges and just some grapes, apples, plums and melon! Yeah, I could believe that in this country fruits are very expensive and hard to find! But along the main coast road I saw beautiful banana plantations and I won’t believe that the season was over, no!

The positive part. What I really liked with all my stomach heart is: grilled chicken (pieces) and turkey meat, fried vegetables with shrimps, and baked fish in slices (probably cod), spicy vermicelli – yeah, at least something that looked and tasted good. Just that we had to stay patient in lines to get some of these.

It was a big pity that there was no good first courses for dinner, like: borscht, chicken soup or vegetable soup, any of that, with pieces of all goodies in it just like in the home recipes and with good flavor.

3.   Animation

We went for two times to the hotel small amphitheatre where they organized shows each night at 10 pm, again to see whether we don’t miss anything valuable, and we were right. Nothing important to comment here.

4.   The big-long …transfer to the airport!

With all our hearts we want “to thank” Eray Tour – the firm that “took good care of us” especially when driving us from our hotel back to the airport, on a distance of just 110 km. Our charter flight was at 3:50 pm, and then was delayed to 5:50 pm, but these “nice” people took us at 10 am in the morning from the hotel and drove-and drove us for 4 hours, passing over about 10 hotels on our way, taking other tourists, economizing everything but just not our time. Since otherwise we could manage to go to the sea in that day, enjoying it for the last time, then have something to eat before the road to airport. But no, we spent 4 hours in the road, they didn’t even bother to feed us, since our last meal was at 9 in the morning, it was already 2 pm and we were at the airport terminal – already very tired and hungry! And we still had another 4 hours before the flight to bear in there. A “wonderful “ ending of our vacation!

Shit! Eray tour – you can go to h…ll!!!

5.   Other remarks

-          We didn’t like the beach.

Too narrow, too rocky here and there, although Alanya is considered with sand beaches, it wasn’t that sandy at all, the entrance into the sea water was rocky all the time, and most of the Mediterranean Turkish coast is pebbly. For your consideration – some regions of Crimea cost along the Black Sea in Ukraine have golden and even almost white shining sands you could only dream of. The problem is that Crimea is just in the process of developing, equipping and facilitating it’s tourism capacity. And in the nearest future it will be a very strong rival, having an amazingly beautiful nature, rich geological and historical patrimony, extraordinary views and enviable sand beaches.

-          TV and the TV Channels.

I don’t know what most people do, but we like to stay tuned to the world, for about an hour daily, just see some news, some good film, maybe other interesting program, while waking up or going to sleep, it gives us some feelings of home environment we need. But the small 15 inches TV showed about 18 channels in total, from which 3 repeated, and most channels were in Turkish, and this is when in the hotel brochure is stated that hotel facilities include satellite TV available – Mr. Hotelier, do you even know what’s this?

-          Mr. Waiter…

Just like there is a certain list of requirements for stewardesses when they are chosen to work in an airline company, for example: their height and general nice appeal/appearance, healthy body without visible defects etc., since, besides their technical and emergency training, they must make your flight pleasant! The same situation is with the waiter profession, there exist rules and standards when hiring people for this profession, especially in 4 star hotels, or high class restaurants. Of course, these requirements differ more or less from one place to another but common is that waiters also have to be neat and clean at appearance at all times, pleasant manner, good looking, they must respect hotel/restaurant policy and comfort/facility level.

Well, during our stay this hotel main restaurant proved a totally opposite understanding of how clients must be served there.

Dirty and untidy appearance of the waiters – really dirty trousers, I saw it with my own eyes.

Then, remembering the “Butter effect…” I’ve told you earlier, and here’s something more: for several times while I was sitting at my table I had the happiness suddenly to see a dark “animal extremely hairy” hands taking the plates away before my nose while I still eat and try to chew what I managed to take, thinking “how good is that it weren’t his hands to serve me these plates and I didn’t lose appetite…”

-          Each meal was a well thought strategy and quest for us.

We had to catch the lines and the free places at tables, be quick and predict the outcome of the crowds and of the serving process.  In some sense, only this part I liked, but that’s just because I am young, I like action and challenge, but believe me it wasn’t so for the rest of the guests of other ages.

-          Really enjoying a vacation, having a good rest, besides all seaside recreational activities, also supposes – a good, full and healthy sleep, as to forget about the daily problems and routine, all the obligations and early wake ups …

So, dear Mr. Hotelier, you should really think of that because there is a real lack of silence for a happy resting during the night in your hotel! The local disco club is too much local, and although it’s situated about 300 meters distance, being a modern well equipped facility, that should meet noise isolation standards, it bounced the soul out of us each night from 11 pm till 5 am in the morning.

Please, we come from noisy cities, we’ve got there many-many disco clubs etc. , and we flew more than 1000 km to your little paradise spot to get some relaxation, nature, fresh air, to really enjoy the sea, all the nice views, and to sleep like careless babies. Nobody sais that there shouldn’t be such an establishment but it should meet all necessary standards in the area and it definitely shouldn’t bother me or anybody else during the night if we don’t want that, I have my own feet and if I want some discotheque I can go there.

-          Oh, and tell your maids …

…not to throw or fling the poor vacuum cleaner or the furniture while cleaning the room, especially at 8 in the morning – we are still sleeping and we can hear it all through thin walls and the ceiling. We don’t have to go to work, remember, we’re on vacation in your hotel!?

-          On the Russian side of the guest’s questionnaire you’ve done too many mistakes, just don’t print this next time!

6.   Conclusion

Dear Hotelier, during our stay in your hotel we felt lost and felt we were nobody. We didn’t get the satisfaction and the relaxation we deserved for the money we paid. We felt swallowed by careless Turkish tourism industry “beast”. You officially declare your hotel – a 4 star, but it’s far from being so, and I hope that there is an official power that controls hotel industry and quality correspondence in your country and our witnessed story will be very helpful to make some order in your hotel!

And you know, I can surely say that when something like this is happening again and again, it means that your tourism development is close to or even has reached it’s peak and from now on you’ll have a “great” stabile decline, which means less and less tourists that will leave their saved money for vacation in your hotel and your country! You – guys, have passed the saturation point and are going down! And guess what – there are enough countries that will jump in with their attractive price/quality tourism offers in this situation and few people would want to go for their vacation to an overused Turkey! Or you’ll have to desperately lower your prices like you’d never expect it and serve even better for less money.

Saphir hotel – Zero hospitality!

And by the way, Hotelier, the name of your hotel should actually be written correctly – Sapphire! This is your logo, for God’s sake! What a shame!

I was a real client and when a client gets more nasty things than pleasant things, he remembers and speaks to everybody only about the bad experience, a smart Hotelier should know about it and should prevent it!

Want to check any hotel?

I can be your “Mystery Tourist”!

(My impression and opinion I’ve just shared with you is based both – on a real experience of being a tourist and also on professional knowledge, having graduated the Tourism and Hotel Services faculty with a Diploma.)

For any questions / suggestions, please write!

Now, who’s interested in refreshing own or your friend’s, lover’s wardrobe with presents – enjoy my absolutely Original and Stylish Garments, great t-Shirts and Accessories etc.

All these in a Special Collection for Vacation, Holiday and Off Time!

Whether you’re on Seaside Vacation, or trip to Unknown Lands and Touristic Sights, Cruising, Diving, Fishing, Camping, whatever you do, and you need a good mood there and a really cool appearance! Good luck and have an unforgettable and amazing time there!!!

Below are just some selective examples, find more in my shop in Special Categories:
- Holidays & Vacations
- Occupations & Entertainment
- Marine & Water World
- Boats & Sailing ships
- Sun & Moon

Oh, and don’t forget that any product can be changed to your requirements (size, color, apparel etc…). So, enjoy this to your full expectations!

White marine_jellyfish_medusa2 Women	Olive marine_smiling_fish T-Shirts	Gold devilfish_shellfish_jellyfish T-Shirts
Charcoal marine_fish_shark Bags	White rock_carvings_footprints Tanks	Kelly green marine_water_diving Junior’s Tees
Natural marine_sea_shell_starfish2 Eco-Friendly Tees	Fuchsia marine_sea_shells Tanks	Forest green sun_sea_sailing_vacation2 T-Shirts
White/black dream_star_kid2 T-Shirts	Navy sailing_ship_7 T-Shirts	Royal blue comic_square_head3 Caps
White comic_square_head8 T-Shirts	Silver woman_sun_face2 Bags	Black sun_face_flames3 Bags
Navy marine_fishes_anchor Junior’s Tees	Light pink sailing_ship_5 Junior’s Tees	Navy island_paradise_vacation_beach T-Shirts
Leaf rainbow_kolibri_fantasy Bags	White/navy ship_liner_cruise T-Shirts	White tent_camping_nature Women’s T-shirts
Navy cruise_sea_boat_sailing T-Shirts	Forest green hot_summer_sun T-Shirts	palm_trees

- What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
- You Suck!

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- What do ghosts serve for dessert?
- Ice Scream!

- What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
- Bone voyage!

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- What do you give a skeleton for Valentine’s Day?
- Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

- What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
- Dead ends!

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- Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
- It’s drafty and cold under only one sheet.

- What the headless horseman never suffers from?
- A headache.

- What did the bird say on Halloween?
- Trick or tweet!

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- Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
- Because people are dying to get in.

- Where do vampires keep their money?
- The blood bank!!!

- Who are the were-wolves cousins?
- The what-wolves and when-wolves.

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Black humor:

• There was a little-little boy and he was so ugly that nobody ever wanted to play with him. So, his mother had to tie a rissole to him at least as for the house dogs to play with him.

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• My mother always taught me to overcome the impossible, she always said: “Now, close your mouth, and eat this soup!”

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• Sometimes life is like in a hen house, the goal is – to climb higher, to peck the neighbor and to shit on the lower one.

• The funeral ceremony of the Coca-Cola General Director will be held under the slogan “Look under the cap!”

- When did the English judges started to wear black garments?
- They put it in mourning for Queen Victoria.
- And why do they wear it until now?
- But she’s still dead!

• The cannibals say that if cooking the man while he’s still alive, than for some time he can stir himself by himself.

• Here’s a good one for the “doctors, medicine, hospitals” episodes lovers: The operating room. The doctor, whistling, with sweeping gestures is operating with a scalpel. Stunned, the assistant looks at his actions and asks finally:
  - Are you sure that this operation requires the removal of the spleen, stomach and kidneys?
  - What? This is an operation? I thought – it was an autopsy…

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• All my life I’ve been terrorized by my twin brother. We were always confused, but not in my favor – he was naughty, but I got always slapped, he received sweets for himself and for myself! And just recently I have avenged him all at once – I got dead, but he got buried!

- Generally, work should be approached with a sense of humor, said the executioner, chopping the head into slices!


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- Hello, Santa! Here is the thing – good you brought the bag…We must hide the body …

• The tomato rode, the tomato fell, the blood flowed…

The lesson of God’s law:
- Now Jimmy, tell us how a boy should be to get to heaven?
- Dead, Sir. . .

• Crematorium worker sneezed at work and now he doesn’t know who is where …

- She told me yesterday that she wants to be a CyberGoth
- Oh, so she will infernally code on dead programming languages?
- No, she’ll talk about improperly closed applications, about the philosophical sense of the command “kill” and about what feelings the program experiences on SIG_KILL …
- Yeah, right.
- And she will boot POSIX…and is there life after sig_kill?

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The GEEK WEEK: Season I, Episode 1 (Pilot)

TEASER – Interview with a Vampire, Oops, sorry! – …with a Geek, of course! This whole Vampire Boom…

-   By the way, are you a vampire and a geek, or just a geek, or …to be totally clear?!

-   Hi, I am Geek. I’m not like others but I’m not the only one!

-   Wow, sounds almost like a song! Me too, in many directions. And that’s good, because millions of people dream to be original and unique, they buy expensive things, brands, follow modern and popular media etc, but they don’t look inside themselves, what is hidden there, they don’t listen carefully…But you have all this inside yourself and what’s most important you are honest with yourself, you don’t go blinded with the stream, you don’t erase your brains and put instead the most popular brand brain sold in expensive boutique! By thinking and acting like this you are already distinctive from the billions crowd! And you can show this to others!

-   Oh, it’s so touching…Please, stop…))) Are you a geek and a shrink, or just a geek, or…just in case?)))

…answering to what you’ve just said, – yes, probably, I’d like more ways in expressing my inner being but not geek clichés or something …

-   ))) OK, I can suggest something I like in general and if you feel like any of that is close to you too, I’ll just be very glad to make a Gooood Contribution for Geek Community Development. I really like the whole “contribution thing”…)))

I have many ideas I can share but the decision is yours like always.

Your daily life, the way you live, think and act give the ideas of your style and your personality! So, I think it’ll be easy to understand if you tell me about your daily activities during one week, for example, from Monday till Sunday. In this way I could outline important facts, ideas, let’s say for an original Shirt.

- Yeah, fine, it sounds logical and natural…I guess. Here I go…Main features of each week day…

1. Monday. Although my Slave (my computer) is never shot down, the whole cycle has a start on Monday, so let’s emphasize symbolically that I’m Loading Tux, I’m loading myself for the coming week days.
People and penguins have much in common, they walk on two extremities and they think , think, think…Who said Monday is easy, so today I’ll just load myself for the whole week.
Yeah, people and penguins have much in common – TUX is loading – I am loading…Hello Monday!
2. Tuesday. So, today I’ve work to be done. So, let’s play Master, let’s make something really helpful. Aha, here it is…My little evil creatures, my tiny creepy Bash Commands! I unleash you, go free and create your tiny deeds!
3. Wednesday. It’s time to feed my best pet – Creepersponge. Don’t ask me about my pet…
4. Thursday. What a fine day for science! Engage the genius of me! Innovations, alterations, …ations…
5. It’s Friday and I definitely need to get ready for tomorrow date. I’m Master again in my Laboratory, I need a perfect formula that would help this day work out in the best probable way. Yes, I need a functional love formula!
6. Saturday. Date Day…Expressing my love for my Match…
7. Sunday. Epilogue Day in all senses. Yes, all these together make me to be a natural born GEEK. The conclusion is this…my signature…

-   Very good! Let me think a little bit…
How would you like if for each week day you would have your favorite helpful and inspiring, symbolical shirt with an original design on it?!

1. For Monday – Loading Tux

Asphalt loading_tux_penguin T-Shirts

2. For Tuesday – Bash Commands

Black weird_computer_pc Eco-Friendly Tees

3. …Wednesday – Creepersponde Creature Best Pet

Olive creepersponge T-Shirts

4. …Thursday – What a Fine Day for Science – Logo

White/black science_laboratory_wrench T-Shirts

5. …Friday – Love Formula

Navy love_formula_integral T-Shirts

6. …Saturday – Date Match Logo

Olive iapple_match_puzzle_love2 T-Shirts

7. …Sunday – Geek Personality Logo

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- So, what do you think???
Every week day you have a special shirt for an Awesome Geek Life Style! You can make changes, adjustments…of course!
If, for instance, next Saturday you don’t go for a date but you practice Extreme Sports, you could use something like this, or you go together with your match and it’s already an extreme date:

This for you:

Heather grey extreme_bike_cycling2 T-Shirts

And this one for your date:

Black extreme_bike_cycling Caps

Or, for you too:

Black/white skateboarding_extreme_sport2 T-Shirts

Oh, just check this out…))) it fits perfectly both cases, whether you believe in UFO&Alients or you deny it:

White alien_ufo_greenman T-Shirts

It depends on what you do like… In any case there’s more of it…

- I like some of these, a few I would improvise other way…
- Sure! Oh, and one more thing, for how long do you usually wear a shirt? Several days, a week, … a month?
- About a week.
- Great! Now, if you wear each day a new shirt, so it’s still good and you have seven shirts, but a shirt is finished in about a week then you are fully supplied for about a month and a half, or seven weeks! )))))) Just a thought… Unless you become bored with some of it…
- You know it looks like…if I change a shirt each day, I become even more geek than I already am…plus a shirt geek…
But, all in all – it’s fun and it reflects who I am!
- Good, than we solved it…)))))!

So, for True “Applers” I solemnly present my Idea&Fantasy on this theme, to wear proudly on a T-shirt or other cloth, accessory etc.

For an Original and Meaningful Look!!!

Below are some real examples of clothes with this design, you can find more here:
http://sentinelart.com/tshirts/

But you can modify it how you want, the colors, the size and the apparel, to personalize the product with this design, go here:
http://www.spreadshirt.com/black-iapple-match-puzzle-love-t-shirts-C3376A6440183

Here are some examples of this design for Digital Printing, how it looks on T-shirts:

Enjoy it!!!